Tire & rope; tie self. Too irate, so I eat a sheep.My Enormous Penis
“I don’t take my shirt off and run around on a beach.”
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
And you know the best thing about this movie is they could have made Felix be the nice guy, be the understanding guy, the only guy who’s kind to Ralph, but they make him just as prejudiced as the other game characters. He wasn’t mean to Ralph per say, but he wasn’t nice either, and definitely didn’t want to get involved with the trouble that followed Ralph around.
It’s only after Felix gets treated badly himself that he starts looking at how Ralph is treated by others, how Ralph is treated by him and changes his attitude.
Because that’s the thing, you don’t have to be the bad guy to be prejudiced. Sometimes you can be the nice guy who doesn’t do anything for or against, and sometimes that’s just as bad.
This movie. Ugh.
A 7-year-old boy got suspended for biting a Pop-Tart into the shape of a mountain, which the school mistook for a gun.
i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian
companies that are allowed to have oligopolies (telecommunications/water/power) should have stricter federal laws and be held to higher standards. there should be more government oversight because people are forced to use their product/service without any alternatives. you can’t expect any company to have their costumers best interest at heart if they have basically no competition
Zeng Jing (曾晶) - Chinese plus-size model
"I think someone needs to stand out and demonstrate our beauty because it’s not easy to be appreciated by society. And I think I can be the one."
Can I also say this is especially important because East Asian women are so often touted as “naturally thin/ petite” etc which masks the impact of internalized racism, mental illness and eating disorders in our communities.
I can’t stop laughing
just how i like em
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried.
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
When you see it…
it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window
Are you fucking kidding me
No human being would stack books like this.
Who ya gonna call
This guy. He gets it.
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