Rhiannon|17|Female

Tire & rope; tie self. Too irate, so I eat a sheep.

My Enormous Penis

18th September 2014

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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18th September 2014

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http://terresdebrume.tumblr.com/post/97854833583/inkskinned-yoncehaunted-when-the-teacher →

inkskinned:

yoncehaunted:

When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand

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hey since school is back and we’ve all been there here are some tips if you get stuck in this situation and are not beyonce and therefore cannot control the very gravitational…

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18th September 2014

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cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

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18th September 2014

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THERE’S THIS WEBSITE

punwitch:

glassass:

dersekingdom:

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

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This website is me if I was a website

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18th September 2014

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Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

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18th September 2014

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buttinspectorkirby:

repeat after me:

it’s okay to be human!!!! uwu

bigots are the problem, homo sapiens are not.

it’s not okay to hate people for not being mutants.

it’s not okay to kill all of the humans.

hating or killing an innocent person solely because of their lack of a mutated x-gene makes you an asshole, erik.

reblog if you’re for mutant equality, NOT mutant supremacy!!!!!!!! uwu uwu uwu

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18th September 2014

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sexyvesseltime:

darkstormytrite:

hayleytonks:

solthree:

positive lady characters meme | Martha Jones + powerful/feminist moment

I was 900% prepared for her to flip the bird for science in this scene like oh here’s the bones of the finger that I use to say ‘fuck you’

hey remember when we used to have companions who were actualized individuals and not just puzzles to be solved

Omfg I love how that woman is INSTANTLY speechless. All Martha did was ask if that’s what she really thought, and she already had no comeback. She expected Martha to just stand there and take her bigotry, but ohhhhh was she mistaken!

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18th September 2014

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theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

18th September 2014

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roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

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18th September 2014

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untanglingamy:

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

'Woman has legs'.
I fucking love this.

Source: two4fit

18th September 2014

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lityousei:

Hail Hydra

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18th September 2014

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crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

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18th September 2014

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bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

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18th September 2014

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iwillmindfuckyou:

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the internet is getting too smart

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IT CAN TRANSLATE ILLITERATE COMMENTS TO READ AS PROPER ENGLISH

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18th September 2014

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persephoneholly:

ten-and-donna:

kissnecks:

THIS OKAY

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)

persephoneholly:

ten-and-donna:

kissnecks:

THIS OKAY

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)

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