Tire & rope; tie self. Too irate, so I eat a sheep.My Enormous Penis
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
You gotta love dialogues in porn.
THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.
CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS.
This website is me if I was a website
Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
repeat after me:
it’s okay to be human!!!! uwu
bigots are the problem, homo sapiens are not.
it’s not okay to hate people for not being mutants.
it’s not okay to kill all of the humans.
hating or killing an innocent person solely because of their lack of a mutated x-gene makes you an asshole, erik.
reblog if you’re for mutant equality, NOT mutant supremacy!!!!!!!! uwu uwu uwu
positive lady characters meme | Martha Jones + powerful/feminist moment
I was 900% prepared for her to flip the bird for science in this scene like oh here’s the bones of the finger that I use to say ‘fuck you’
hey remember when we used to have companions who were actualized individuals and not just puzzles to be solved
Omfg I love how that woman is INSTANTLY speechless. All Martha did was ask if that’s what she really thought, and she already had no comeback. She expected Martha to just stand there and take her bigotry, but ohhhhh was she mistaken!
hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…
i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty
"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"
"It’s mildly breezy outside."
'Woman has legs'.
I fucking love this.
*sets entire english language on fire*
sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time
It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names
the internet is getting too smart
IT CAN TRANSLATE ILLITERATE COMMENTS TO READ AS PROPER ENGLISH
You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.
Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)
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